George Collier

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when the autotune doesn't work
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when the jazz musician starts cleaning
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you can't flip a guitar while playing it
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the sightreading in the exam:
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when they ask for something stankier
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is this what heaven sounds like?
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the dirtiest trombone solo
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the dirtiest apt solo
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my last brain cell in the exam:
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when the harmonies lock in
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when you get the mythical instrument unlock
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when the audience is the choir
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the girl in the audition before you:
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wait for the chorus
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when you just have to smile
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her voice scratches an itch in my brain
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how my music teacher expects me to sing my scales
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when the bass shakes the room
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when you just skip to the good part
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how fast can you change a mute
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when autotune needs you
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when you wish upon a star
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the most satisfying ending
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and the lord said let her cook
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what if flo rida was swing
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when all the dads in the world assemble
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is this what heaven's doorbell sounds like
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when the sax goes OFF
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you can't SING a CHORD
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and the lord said let him COOK
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when the voice is smoooooth
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when the baby likes jazz
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this is why you always take the elevator
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when you ARE the bass
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is this what heaven sounds like?
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when the voice tickles your brain just right
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when the bass shakes the arena
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when you cover all the basses
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there is always a kid better than you
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the silkiest vocals
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the fly in my room at 3am:
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there's always a kid better than you
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my final brain cell in the exam:
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when he sings so high you can't even hear it
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when your friend asks what music you like
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when you want to do comedy but parents want you to play pian
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when you tickle the piano keys
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when the harmony tickles your brain
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when you meet the final boss of bass
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when the tap has groove
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